A Place For My Shit

You know what I've realized? That the reason I like uke!Roy is because the idea of that arrogant prideful man being pounded into submission and begging for more is damn hot.

LOL. For those of you who bothered reading this, get on with your lives. :D

I heart takishima. He is sooo cute!

I was reading a magazine and oh my god, there was this article about Beijing, China. The writer wrote about different kinds of food and stuff and she tried the food. There was this restaurant which specialized in all manner of animal penises. You know how frickin' gross that is? They had like horse, dog, tiger, ox, turtle, deer and many other animal dicks.
Then there's some weird ''famous'' chef guy who ate a freaky Giant Salamander. In China it's called the Wawa fish because it wails like a baby when you kill it. It has FIVE FRICKIN' LEGS and it is very expensive. S$3000 for 5kg. My god.
No offense to Chinese or people from China etc but I NEVER want to go to China. Too scary. Have you heard or read some of these gross, freaky, scary stories about China?!? I don't know if they're true but I'm not risking it. Heck to all the people who say China has "enriching culture", I don't want food poisoning. Okay, rant over.
Now, I'm a girl and I like reading shoujo manga and all but I really like reading shonen manga too... Is it weird that I prefer shonen manga to shoujo? The one I'm currently reading is Eyeshield 21 and I LOVE it. But my friends don't get why I like it. They say that it's boring and stuff. Sigh...

Oh. My. God. Frickin' hot actors in The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian movie. Ben Barnes, William Moseley and Skandar Keynes. <3<3<3 I was practically screaming, they were so fucking hot in the movie. I probably would have fainted if Ben Barnes' sexy accent didn't keep me awake and desperate to hear more. Sigh...
And while we're on the subject of hot guys, GASPARD ULLIEL!!!!! Kyaa!! Hot. Hot. Soooo hot. And Tom Sturridge. Look in awe of their hotness below.

Today, during Speech & Drama class, our teacher made us do this weirdo breathing exercise. We got into groups during Lang Arts and had to make a video of some scene thing. We could have done it at the school itself but you get bonus points for dressing up and none of us wanted to look like an ass. It was so retarded. You know To Kill A Mocking Bird by Harper Lee? Yeah, we had to make up a scene involving the Missionary Tea Ladies or something like that.The group I was in is a very... how do I put it? Slack? Idiotic? Playful? *shrugs* Anyway, so we changed the lyrics to Soulja Boy. It goes something like this:

Maycomb ladies drinking tea
Everyday we're so happy
Maycomb ladies drinking tea
In Alexandra's backyard
Now youuu, drink that lovely tea
Now youuu, drink that lovely tea.

LOL. That is retarded.

Book meme.

Open the nearest book to page 123, skip the first 5 sentences, post the next 3.

His gaze shifted to Hollis with the appraising, approving expression of a male who knows his own attractions and how to use them. But there was something more about him, a consciousness of rank and worth that surprised Andry. The slight flush on Hollis' cheeks surprised him, too.

- Dragon Prince: Book II, The Star Scroll by Melanie Rawn

Muahahahahaha... these are all memes that I've ripped off of people. Just so you know, there are three memes here.

Movie meme

1. Pick 10 of your favorite films.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each film.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.

1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. Haha. Obvious much.

2.  Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Randy: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

3. With great power comes great responsibility. LOL! How obvious.

4. Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
Megatron: No, I want two!

5. He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil.

6. I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent.

7. Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins, class dismissed.

8. You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.

9. Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN!

10. Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?


FMA meme

When did you first discover Fullmetal Alchemist?
I watched an episode on TV and it looked interesting so I went to YouTube and got addicted to it.

Are you happy you discovered FMA?
Don't even suggest otherwise.

Do you consider yourself a fan?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes and Yes.

Do you recommend the series to other people?
As much as I can. As long as I find a way to turn the conversation to it I will, which is, like, anytime.

Sub or dub?
Sub but the dub's alright, I guess. Better than a lot of others.

What do you think of the movie? The OVAs?
The movie was GREAT and the Chibi Party OVA was hilarious!!!

What about the manga? Do you read it?
I'm at chapter 50-something.

Which episode is the best?
Fullmetal vs Flame.

Which episode is the worst?
Uh, first episode probably.

Did you cry at any point in the series/movie/OVA/manga?
Hell yeah! MAES!!! Why'd you have to die. 

The best opening/ending song?
Opening: Melissa
Ending: Motherland

Who’s your most favorite character?
Other than Roy?

Who’s your least favorite character?
Dante. Freak much.

Which character do you think is the most misunderstood?
Havoc. Poor guy can't get a date, let alone get laid. 

Which character is the most under-rated?
Al. He needs more love than he's getting.

Which character has the worst past?
Hoho.

Is Ed actually short?
Hell yeah. But I love him anyway, and so does Roy, for that matter.

So…do the Homunculi have souls or not?
No?

Do you like Dante?
No. 

Do you hate Winry?
As long as she doesn't touch Ed I'm tolerant of her. 

What about Rose?
Eh. No point to her character. Didn't really care for her much.  

Would you go on a date with Havoc?
Yes. He seems sweet. 

Do you consider Scar a hero or a villain?
Hero. The reluctant but dedicated martyr to his beliefs. Alone, no friends or family, etc.

What was your first impression of impression of Armstrong?
LOL.

Who’s more disturbed: Envy or Kimbley?
Kimbley.  He's worse than Envy and that's DEFINITELY saying somthing. 

Did you like Hughes better after he died?
Why did he have to die? He'll always be alive in my heart.

What about Greed?
Greed was damn cool.  He died too soon.

Did you like Pride better before you found out he was a Homunculus?
No. 

If you were Roy, would you have killed Winry’s parents under orders?
I'd probably burst into tears and wig out.

Was Hohenheim justified in leaving Envy after he created him, or was Dante the better parent?
Neither were very good. Dante was a freak and hoho shouldn't have abandoned him.

Why does Al wear a loincloth?
Kinky reasons?

Why does Envy wear a loincloth?
He's a freak.

Did you think Envy was a girl the first time you saw him?
Yes.  I was confused at one point because the subtitles called him 'her'.

Who’s the best side character? (Present in two episodes or less!)
Trisha Elric. She's so... lovely! And perfect and gentle and kind and stuff.

Who’s the most annoying side character?
Shou Tucker. He creeps me out.

Which characters, if any, do you think are overrated?
Not quite sure...

Who’s a better Greed: the original, or Ling?
Greed the original. He's sexy in a creepy, man-whore, pimpy kind of way.

Do you forgive Tucker for what he did to Nina?
Of course I'll forgive him! What did he do again? Oh yeah, murder his daughter but that's nothing. Did you note the sarcasm?

Do you forgive Scar?
Anytime. He's so. so. so... muscular and hot in a cool kind of way.

Who’s prettier: Lust or Riza?
Key word: Lust. 

Is Gluttony ugly?
Uh, yes.

What’s Dante’s sexual preference?
Uh. Women. She's totally a freaking les. Not that there's anything wrong with lesbians...

Which character is the best looking?
Why do you ask these kind of obvious questions? Haha. BTW, I did this meme from the bottom.

Which character is the worst looking?
Archer had a weird pointy face but  probably, no wait. Archer. Definitely Archer.

If you could see one character naked, who would you choose?
What? You mean other than Roy? Or did you mean: Do you want to see Roy naked? But Havoc if the first one.

What’s your favorite pairing(s)?
Roy x Ed. No fucking question here, dumbass.

What’s your least favorite pairing(s)?
RoyxRiza and EdxWinry.  So wrong.

What pairing makes the least amount of sense?
EdxHoho. Doesn't he hate the dude?

Which is better: FMA yaoi, or FMA yuri?
Yaoi but I'm not against yuri.

Do you read/write FMA fanfiction?
Yes for both.

Do you look at/draw FMA fanart?
Looking at good FMA art is part of my life but I can't draw for shit. Not that I'd want shit.

What do you think of FMA Mary Sues?
Hate them.

Crossovers?
<3333

FMA AUs?
I lurve them.

Office sex?
Kinky. 

Do you think people write Envy OOC most of the time?
Yes.

Which is more canon (in the anime): Elricest or EdWin?
Elricest. The good ole broxbro bonding time. More emotional than physical.

Which is more canon (in the anime): Royai or RoyxHughes?
Royai. At the end. It's like those romantic dramas where the guys dying because he saved the girl and the girl's holding him and crying except he didn't die for her.

Would Dante ever open up to anyone?
Nope.

Is Envy gay, or would he go with a woman as well?
Bi. Totally bi. He would rape a man and a woman.

Does Ed really have a crush on Roy?
Heck yeah, what do you think?!?

Does Roy return the feelings?
Do I even need to say it?

What is the most plausible (non-canon) het pairing?
AlxMartel. I find it cute that Al likes older women, it's like Ed except Ed's into older men!

The most plausible yaoi pairing?
RoyEd. Don't question it It's like one of the laws of nature.

The most plausible yuri pairing?
WinryxScheizka. They have, like, their own song.

Can Envy make m-preg work?
It'd probably work with him, if no one e

Is HughesxGracia cute?
Yes. Hughes' dedication is sweet.

Who’s your favorite fanfiction author?
Silkendreammaid. She rocks.

Do you read doujinshi? If so, recommend a good one!
I've just started reading. Don't know many...

Which is better: non-con or romance?
Romance but if it's written right, non-con is nice.

Who is the best character to use in pairings?
Ed. Almost any guy with Ed works. But some don't.

And the worst?
Uh... Probably Pinako. Th old lady can't get it on.

Do you get mad at people who don’t like the same pairings you do?
No. Why would that matter? To each their own, right?

Eh... This was a long one...

Seven Sins meme

List in order which of the seven sins you think you exhibit, from most to least, then tag 7 others to do the same.

1. Sloth. My class is basically the slacker class. But we're the kind who don't need to study and we still get good marks. So it's okay!

2. Gluttony. I like to eat. I'm not fat but I love food.

3. Pride. I am easily insulted and I tend to not back down no matter whose right. A matter of pride and all that shit...

4. Wrath. When I get angry, I get angry.

5. Lust. I want Ed and I want Roy. But most of all, I want them together. Oh! And I want cute boys. ^.^

6. Greed. I'm usually content. I have internet and FMA, what more do I need?

7. Envy. People should be envying me! Muahahahahah...

By the way, I'm not tagging anybody. I freaking refuse too. Ha! Rebellion!!!
Rebelling takes a lot of energy. :(  I don't feel like doing anymore... sigh. Bye, I guess.

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..I'm so lonely! Nobody ever frickin comments...

Oh! I memorised the Ben 10 theme song with my friends! *cackles* We decided to go on some Talenttime auditions and we're gonna sing this song! Woot! And my besties Deb and Ju were like :0 when I told them. please tell me what you think of anything I write. Thank you!
Kewlness.

That is one long title. What has been going on with my life? Hmm... The other day, my mom went to the hairdresser's and there was this mixed kid. The mom was from mainland China, you could tell from her accent. The kid was soo sweet, she got up and hugged her mom and said, "I love you, mommy." But the mother replied" Keep quiet and sit down. Don't move." in very mainland China accent. The kid apologized and said she loved her mom again and the mom said "Keep quiet and don't move or i'll bring you out to the car parking." She probably meant carpark but, you never know. So after a few cycles, the kid obviously got pissed and shouted "No! Mommy's dirty. mommy's dirty. I'm clean and glittery. Mommy's dirty. Daddy! Mommy's dirty." Eh, I was laughing my ass off when my mom told me.
I planned out what to type but I totally forgot so I'm just going with the flow.
Yesterday, I watched White Chicks. Dude! It was hilarious and I kept choking on my soup. I am so frick-in' pissed. LOL.
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LOL's for nerds... Well, maybe not. That reminds me, I watched Napoleon Dynamite and I was laughing the whole time! I could hardly breathe! Eat the food, Tina. I said, eat the food. Eat the FOOD!
Okay, seeing as I have nothing more to write, I will fill the rest of this space... With a fic! This is like a fic I wrote a while ago and I'm considering writing like an 'ending' which will be RoyEd. Duh. It's onesided!RussEd from Russell's POV. Extremely OOC and quite sappy. So there it is below! And, uh, i'm not really good with computers, so I have no clue how you people do that link thingy to go to the fics so it's just below...

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Why the hell did I post twice??? I suck monkey balls. No. Ew. That's gross.